My Drunk Family
- •My uncle is drinking fireball straight from the bottle.
- •My other uncle is eating straight up whipped cream.
- •My other other uncle is passed tf out on the couch.
- •My cousin's boyfriend is talking about Picasso.
- •My mom is talking about her dream man, who she calls a unicorn.50 year old Hispanic firefighter, in case you were wondering.
- •My aunt is throwing bottle caps at the rest of my family.
- •And I'm just sitting here, eating chips and playing Covet.