Things I'm Really Good At

  1. taking everything too personally
  2. sleeping
  3. procrastinating
  4. complaining
  5. saying stupid shit
  6. cooking
  7. making really bad puns
  8. crying every single time i put makeup on
    makeup is bad luck apparently
  9. never cleaning my room
  10. spending too much money
  11. drinking my body weight in coffee
  12. also making coffee
  13. being irritable
  14. did i mention sleeping?
  15. spilling stuff on any white clothing i wear
  16. never doing laundry
  17. and sleeping