Ways My Ex Roomie Is Like a Squirrel

  1. She buries things in a hole between her mattress and wall
  2. She stresses me out when she crosses a road
  3. She won't come to me when I call her
  4. Eats garbage
  5. Furry
  6. Likes nuts
  7. Okay I lied about the last few
  8. Sorry @bisexual