THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY MY PATRONUS

Inspired by @joemurphy. I know this is so last month, but I want to play anyway.
  1. This dog.
    I can't explain it, but this dog literally looks like me when I'm hangry. One of my best friends found it and we couldn't stop laughing it was so on point. I don't know what this says about me, but there you go. Most accurate pictorial representation of me ever.
  2. Adele's eyeliner and lip color.
  3. Chai eggnog from Starbucks.
    I'm so basic and it makes me so happy. For extra points you can call it cheggnog 😁
  4. This gum.
    I buy it in bulk at Cost-Co, I love it so.
  5. Chummy from Call the Midwife.
  6. This designer garbage bin.
  7. Parker Posey in Best in Show.
  8. The IKEA monkey.
  9. The she-doesn't-even-go-here girl.
    I get her every single time I do a Buzzfeed quiz. It just can't be denied.
  10. This contented chubby seal.