QUESTIONABLE THINGS I'VE DONE AT THE OFFICE

Don't be like me. Nobody should do these things.
  1. Listened to the new Justin Bieber song on repeat for like, six hours.
    No headphones here my friends. This was out loud, for my whole team to hear.
  2. Painted my toenails.
    Coworker: "Does it smell like nail polish in here?" Me, from under my desk: "Definitely not."
  3. Eaten homemade curry at my desk.
    To be fair, an Indian man on my team told me it smelled good.
  4. Watched whole episodes of Drunk History.
    Boss-sanctioned, I promise.
  5. Actively sobbed.
    Don't look at pet adoption websites at work, you guys.