QUESTIONABLE THINGS I'VE DONE AT THE OFFICE
Don't be like me. Nobody should do these things.
- •Listened to the new Justin Bieber song on repeat for like, six hours.No headphones here my friends. This was out loud, for my whole team to hear.
- •Painted my toenails.Coworker: "Does it smell like nail polish in here?" Me, from under my desk: "Definitely not."
- •Eaten homemade curry at my desk.To be fair, an Indian man on my team told me it smelled good.
- •Watched whole episodes of Drunk History.Boss-sanctioned, I promise.
- •Actively sobbed.Don't look at pet adoption websites at work, you guys.