WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND A LEPRECHAUN

  1. Give it a carrot
  2. Let it lick your pinky
  3. Knit it a red penguin sweater
  4. Blow a water ballon and toss it on the floor
  5. Give it free drugs until it becomes addicted, then hike up prices to ruin it's life
  6. Do a duo with it
  7. Cry
  8. Take it to TFIFridays on a romantic date
  9. Pinch it for not wearing green
  10. Ask it to listen to your mixtape
  11. Ask him to follow you back on Twitter