A DEFINITIVE RANKING OF BEERS

I drink beers in places. I drink beers at specific times. This is a ranking of which of those places/times creates the best beer drinking experience.
  1. 1.
    Roof beer
  2. 2.
    Shower beer
  3. 3.
    Porch beer
  4. 4.
    Beach beer
  5. 5.
    Bath beer
  6. 6.
    Bed beer
  7. 7.
    Classroom beer
  8. 8.
    Movie beer
  9. 9.
    Bar beer
  10. 10.
    Party beer
  11. 11.
    Woods beer
  12. 12.
    Concert beer
  13. 13.
    Breakup beer
  14. 14.
    1st date beer
  15. 15.
    Pre-date beer
  16. 16.
    Church beer
  17. 17.
    Road beer (car)
  18. 18.
    Road beer (walking)
  19. 19.
    Sports beer
  20. 20.
    Wrap beers