WAYS I'LL PROBABLY DIE

  1. Trying to roll under closing gates like in the movies
  2. Disassociating while driving
  3. Kidnapped
  4. Get stuck in a very tall tree, fall trying to get down
  5. In a stupid fucking mosh pit
  6. Rock climbing without safety gear
  7. Eating food I assumed would be good for later without refrigeration
  8. Failed attempt at running with the bulls
  9. Stupidly