RIDICULOUS UTTERANCES MADE BY MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY, FOR REAL
I swear, most of them made total sense at the time.
- •There will be no more naked pictures tonight. Get back in the house.
- •Eye mites, ever heard of 'em?
- •You went to San Antonio? Did you see the Liberty Bell?
- •I need to call 1-800-Contacts but I don't know the number.
- •I dropped my ice cream cone in the back seat and now I can't find it.
- •$7.50 for 14 mini corn dogs? That's like $1.80 per corn dog. Highway robbery!
- •Of all the Dads in the world, I got one with the same last name as me!
- •(Observing meat counter in horror) Chickens do so much for us and this is how we repay them?
- •My parents are insane dictators.