Awesomely Bad Detective Velcoro Quotes (True Detective)
The best and most bizarre quotes from the most awesomely bad character in film history, Detective Ray Velcoro.
- 1."You ever bully or hurt anybody again, I’ll come back and buttfuck your father with your mom’s headless corpse on this goddamn lawn."
- 2.[about his son's shoes] Did he shit on them?
- 3."You pull off that e-cig. A lot of people do. I tried once, felt like it was smoking me. A real cigarette wouldn't make you feel like that. Maybe it's just a little too close to sucking a robot's dick."
- 4."Well, just so you know, I support feminism. Mostly by having body image issues."
- 5."I welcome judgment."
- 6."My strong suspicion is... we get the world we deserve."
- 7.[to his wife's rapist] If they don't give you life, I will have every inch of your flesh removed with a cheese grater, starting with your prick. I'll cut off your nose and your lips, your nuts too. And I'll make sure you live. And if they do give you life, I might do it anyway.
- 8.Booze tends to take the edge off. I wanna stay angry.