Awesomely Bad Detective Velcoro Quotes (True Detective)

The best and most bizarre quotes from the most awesomely bad character in film history, Detective Ray Velcoro.
  1. 1.
    "You ever bully or hurt anybody again, I’ll come back and buttfuck your father with your mom’s headless corpse on this goddamn lawn."
  2. 2.
    [about his son's shoes] Did he shit on them?
  3. 3.
    "You pull off that e-cig. A lot of people do. I tried once, felt like it was smoking me. A real cigarette wouldn't make you feel like that. Maybe it's just a little too close to sucking a robot's dick."
  4. 4.
    "Well, just so you know, I support feminism. Mostly by having body image issues."
  5. 5.
    "I welcome judgment."
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    "My strong suspicion is... we get the world we deserve."
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    [to his wife's rapist] If they don't give you life, I will have every inch of your flesh removed with a cheese grater, starting with your prick. I'll cut off your nose and your lips, your nuts too. And I'll make sure you live. And if they do give you life, I might do it anyway.
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    Booze tends to take the edge off. I wanna stay angry.