Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development is the best of the best! We've compiled our favorite quotes. What are yours?
  1. I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
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  2. Well I'd rather be dead in california than alive in Arizona.
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  3. I love all my children equally. (Earlier that day...) I don't care for Gob.
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  4. I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.
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  5. Lucille: I walk in and there is a colored man in my kitchen. Michel: "colored"? What color? Lucille: Blue.
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  6. Michael: What's is the matter of life and death? Lucille: Buster's jaw clicks when he eats.
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  7. Michael: Uh, you know, there isn't a hospital bar, Mother. Lucille: Well, this is why people hate hospitals.
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  8. Here's some money. Go see a Star War.
  9. Oh, Michael, Honey. I wanna cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture.
  10. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit.
  11. I don't criticize you. And if you're worried about criticism... Sometimes a diet is the best defense.
  12. Luz, that coat cost more than your house! Oh, that's how we joke. She doesn't even have a house.
  13. You want your belt to buckle, not the chair.
  14. They didn't sneak into this country to be our friends.
  15. She thinks I'm too critical. That's another fault of hers.
  16. Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Lucille: Really? Did nothing cancel?
  17. Lucille: It’s not fair to Buster. He’s a nervous wreck right now. He’s going into the Army, for God’s sake. Michael: You volunteered him. Lucille: I knew you were going to throw that in my face.
  18. Lucille: Get me a vodka rocks. Michael: Mom, it’s breakfast. Lucille: And a piece of toast.