ATTEMPTED CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IN "MAGIC MIKE XXL"
As if we need it at ALL - SPOILER ALERT ( I guess)
- •Mike's relationship didn't work out. It totally wasn't because we don't want to see him in a relationship.
- •Mike is really stressed about getting his employee health insurance. So stressed in fact that he leaves all of a sudden after hearing "Pony" on the radio once and can't even call said employee to tell him since Big Dick Richie threw his phone out the window.
- •Big Dick Richie needs to learn to embody the role of "male entertainer" and really "come out of his shell."
- •Tarzan was in Operation Desert Storm.
- •Ken (Bomer) is suddenly a licensed Reiki practitioner, healer of all sorts, Cougar whisperer, very talented musician, and overall ball of complicated emotions.
- •Mike has a past with Jada Pinkett-Smith, Queen of all things it seems.
- •Big Dick Richie somehow has trouble finding his "Cinderella"
- •Tito really loves candy.
- •Myrtle Beach is really the goal for male strippers everywhere. It's good clean fun and super attractive performers populate it. Realistic.
- •Mike bought the girl from the first movie an engagement ring and keeps it in his wallet. Maybe the new girl that's just like her will get it!