Is this what you meant, @bjnovak ?
- •They will be just as boring as they are long.
- •Actresses will weep.
- •People will clap more for some dead people than others and that's terrible.
- •The host will make safe edgy jokes that elicit adorable celebrity reaction shots and all shall clap.
- •Actresses will be alarmingly skinny.
- •An ultra famous actor will have an unkempt beard and we will all wonder why (for a part).
- •The big "surprise win" won't really be much of a surprise at all.
- •I'll be watching The Jinx on HBO.