PRIMARY USES OF THE INTERNET
- •Amazon PrimeI should just get the Prime logo tattooed at this point. Same day delivery on a Saturday? Shopbop? Don't care what evil means they use honestly.
- •Animal videosI blindly scroll waiting for the monkeys, dogs, and interspecies friendships. I follow Drake's trainer for his Pitbull puppy. It's deep.
- •TrainwrecksJose Canseco, Randy Quaid, some random girl a fellow trainwreck lover probably told me about, etc.
- •Post Dateline or reality show google marathon