THINGS I'VE LEARNED FLIPPING THROUGH PEOPLE MAGAZINE IN THIS WAITING ROOM

  1. People still write letters to magazines and they're ridiculous.
    Funniest one- RE: the Duggars- "if there were a lot more people in this world who acted like this family, can you even imagine how many fewer problems there would be?"
  2. Brad Paisley did a duet with Hootie.
    Not since Avril married Nickelback...
  3. Paz de la Huerta is still partying.
  4. Andy Cohen has a bangin' beach bod.
  5. Tom Hanks is in a Carly Rae Jepsen video?
    RIP his career maybe
  6. Joan Collins and Donna Mills have a new reality show called Queens of Drama.
  7. Michael Jackson used to prank call Russell Crowe "in a rough voice."
  8. Sandy Bullock loves honesty.
  9. The best quote in this magazine is from Amy Schumer.
    "People in general just want things to be more real. They're sick of people presenting this perfect image... No one does."
  10. There are 50 quotes in this magazine from women talking about their struggle with their eyebrows.
  11. There's a Duggar named Jinger.
  12. Kyle Chandler has 4 dogs and a pool 😍😍😍😍💯💯💯💯