1. It's physically impossible not to run into at least 1 person you know there at any given time, 3 on a weekend.
  2. The pretentious egomaniacal videos they produced to show before movies in which celebs praise the theater gratuitously
  3. The comically slow concession stand workers
  4. No delicious restaurants you can walk to manage to stay in business longer than 6 months, save for Tender Greens
  5. Sure they started assigned seating but now everybody's doing it
  6. Second hand embarrassment during the usher's speeches/stand up routines