Celebrities I'd Date, Ranked By How Likely Our Relationship Would Be

Most of these are highly unlikely because they're gay and/or illegally older than me.
  1. 10.
    Ezra Miller
    Yeah he wouldn't even give me the time of day. Too cool and too gay for the likes of me. I just like to look at him.
  2. 9.
    Jonathan Groff
    Too old and too gay but "damn he's so cute"
  3. 8.
    Cara Delevingne
    She's drop dead gorgeous of course, but I feel like she should stay with St. Vincent. Also I'm not actually sure how much of her I could handle in real life. She'd probably get on my nerves pretty quick.
  4. 7.
    Daveed Diggs
    Honestly he'd probably just seriously intimidate me which isn't a totally solid basis for a relationship. But just look at how pretty he is.
  5. 6.
    Tom Hiddleston
    He seems pretty committed to all this Hiddleswift stuff.
  6. 5.
    Dylan O'Brian
    Yes he's beautiful but I feel like he'd too immature to really appreciate me. 💅🏻
  7. 4.
    Tyler Posey
    I actually think he's one of the best and most hilarious people in the world but I also feel like he would get annoying after a few months.
  8. 3.
    Thomas Brodie Sangster
    I know he looks little but he's actually like 24. I know he's into classic novels though and I feel like we could bond over that.
  9. 2.
    Asa Butterfield
    Closest to my age but I feel like he might actually be a brat in real life.
  10. 1.
    Darren Criss
    No unlikely at all. This one's going to happen. We both love Broadway and Harry Potter and Sing Street and maybe that's all I know about him but I think I can work with that.