I'm a TV Whore And I've Jumped On The Bandwagon (Or: Seven Predictions on Stranger Things)

Spoilers for episodes 1-3. Inspired by @marymurphy and @finny_in_space.
  1. 1.
    Okay Steve is TOTALLY going to end up being a jerk.
    How can he not be? He clearly wanted in her pants and now that he's there he'll get bored or jerky or something.
  2. 2.
    Nancy is going to eventually realize this and have a thing with Jonathan.
    Right? I mean they're the same age, both really closely tied to these disappearances, and we know he's in to her. How can it not happen?
  3. 3.
    Eleven is obviously Hooper's daughter.
    She isn't actually dead. Of course. She disappeared like Will did and everyone assumed she died.
  4. 4.
    Will and Barb are in the same alternate dimension place that might be a kind of purgatory?
    So the freaky flesh monster things zap you through to the other dimension and the closest you can get through to the other side is though electricity.
  5. 5.
    Eleven is closer to this alternate dimension and she can *sense* when someone new gets dumped there.
    Explaining why she knew Will and seemed to recognize Barb in the pictures even though we know she'd never seen her.
  6. 6.
    Winona Ryder is going to keep being amazingly terrifyingly crazy brilliant.
    Gah this woman is talented.
  7. 7.
    It's just going to get better.
    I'm excited. I'm glad I caved in to the peer pressure.