THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO ME IN HIGH SCHOOL THAT PROVE NO ONE EVER GREW UP

That's like so Jr. High
  1. Food fights
    (Almost) everyday at lunch.
  2. Prank calls in english
    "Hello I was just calling to confirm your ultrasound." This is happening right now as I'm writing this.
  3. "You should text him for me."
  4. Yesterday my friend poured milk and goldfish crackers into his apple sauce.
    Just as gross as it sounds.
  5. Text fights.
    Avoid avoid avoid
  6. "OMG are you guys dating???"
  7. "He totally hates me!"
    😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑 no. He doesn't.