10% of my life is spent like this
  1. Static
  2. "The best tattoo you can get for me is to not get a tattoo."
  3. "Your ghost would kick me but then I would slice your ghost with my cool tattoo."
  4. *snapping and moving head back and forth* "mad dance skills"
  5. Disgusting kissing. Stop please.
  6. "That's worse than going to Lagoon with Shelby Saxton."
  7. "I'm a lazy bum you go be a strong independent woman."
  8. They left and now I have the couch to myself 🙌