Every Barbie Movie Needs:

Can you tell I'm on a road trip with my 10 year old sister?
  1. A sparkly twirl that transforms your act 2 dress into your act 3 dress
    So the dolls can have transforming outfits too, if you can afford them.
  2. A weird amount of sexual tension between your animal sidekicks
    Like a weird amount.
  3. An inspirational quote attributed to Barbie herself
    If you're lucky, this quote will also fade up on the screen at the end of the movie
  4. Kelly, sucking at something
    Ballet, painting, or, in this case, (I think), just being at a camp.