Hello, ME From a Year Ago.
I'm about to screw with your brain.
- •You know those two colleges you're trying to decide between?Let's just say you pick...one of them. Do with that what you will.
- •You know that friend you know you're never going to stop talking to?Don't worry, you're right! It's actually them that stops talking to you.
- •You know that crazy thing you swore you'd never do?You're totally gonna do it.
- •You know that thing you're having nightmares about?Not as bad as you think. Oh, unless you assumed I meant that other thing. Yeah, that other thing is a literal waking nightmare.
- •You know that off-Broadway show that you passed up about four opportunities to see when you were in New York this winter?It's the hottest ticket since Wicked now.