I Have Used Theatre as an Excuse To:

  1. Get out of multiple English assignments
  2. Tear up a perfectly nice skirt leant to me by my mother
  3. Strip tease
  4. Gain weight
  5. Loose weight
  6. Swear a lot more than I do in real life
  7. Make friends
  8. Make out with my high school crush
  9. Spit on you when I speak