Musicals I Want to See That Are Never Playing Anywhere

  1. Grey Gardens
    A documentary morphed into an award winning musical? This sounds like the kind of thing someone would have to fabricate to trick me into coming out of my apartment on a Saturday. Yes please.
  2. In the Heights
    What kind of phony Hamilton fan hasn't seen Lin-Manuel Miranda's first epic? ...Me.
  3. Curtains
    Love me some breaking of the fourth wall. Which I'm assuming Curtains has. I wouldn't know.
  4. Urinetown
    Based on name alone.
  5. The Lights in the Piazza
    I once had to perform a number from this musical and I still know and love it. I assume the same would go for the rest of the musical.