People Who Had Accomplished Much More Than ME by 18

  1. Mary Shelley was publishing Frankenstein
  2. Tavi Gevinson was editor in chief of Style Rookie who had also somehow crushed it on Broadway
  3. Ben Wyatt was mastermind-ing Ice Town
    He hadn't failed miserably yet so I'm going to mark him down as cooler than me
  4. It's hopeless.