1. "There's no way any character on Friends would actually be be able to afford those apartments in real life."
    Of course they couldn't. In real life, no one ever faces a studio audience either.
  2. "Romeo and Juliet barely even knew each other."
    I know it's about dysfunctional teenagers that frantically commit suicide. It's also a collection of some of the most beautiful poetry ever recorded.
  3. "Jack totally could have fit on that door."
    They 👏 tried 👏 that. They were too heavy for the door to support both of them at the same time.