Reasons I Think I Can Finally Count as an Adult

A list of really boring things
  1. It's Saturday and I'm going to a work meeting in a blazer
  2. I just saw my old babysitter on Instagram and realized I have friends her age
  3. I actually want overtime
  4. I haven't put anything sweet in my morning oatmeal for months
  5. Watching cartoons is supposed to be ironic now