THE REASON GOD SENT ASA BUTTERFIELD TO EARTH

I humbly present my evidence all too late*
  1. The Sorcerer's Stone
    Picture his precious face reading his Hogwarts letter
  2. The Chamber of Secrets
    Freeing house elves like nobody's business
  3. The Prisoner of Askaban
    The sass in his genes has arrived right on time just LOOK AT HIM
  4. The Goblet of Fire
    In this magical timeline I'm creating, nobody has to go through the bad hair stage either 😍
  5. The Order of the Pheonix
    Where the growth spurt should've happened and guess what in this timeline I will not disappoint you
  6. The Half-Blood Prince
    Tell me this is not the spitting image of James Potter
  7. The Deathly Hallows
    Guys
  8. Instead we greedy humans made the Harry Potter movies six years too early and we keep shrugging him off on lesser franchises
  9. *I love Daniel Radcliffe but I know you get what I'm saying