Times the 21st Century Messed With My Brain

  1. The time I almost tried to Google "Tyler Griffin young" to see if my professor was cute in his twenties
    Before I remembered that most people's lives aren't as documented as Robert Downey Jr.'s
  2. The time I thought, "My eyesight is awful. I should take a photo of how blurry this whiteboard is and send it to my parents."
    Before I remembered that I can't take photos through my brain.