A list which looks like it's going to be ironic but I'm actually completely serious about.
  1. I grew up with three sisters.
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  2. I was a writer obsessed with theatre and politics that even published a family newspaper as a kid.
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  3. There was a handsome boy next door who we convinced to play elaborate dress-up games with us.
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    Literally right next door—he would throw rocks at our window to get us to come downstairs and play.
  4. Our mom rocked.
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    She still rocks, but for some reason this list in in past tense
  5. I chopped off my hair multiple times and then years sobbing about it.
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