You Wanna Know How I Got These Scars?

  1. Scraped myself up by being a pedestrian at a freak car accident (big toe on my right foot and left side of my stomach).
  2. Stabbed myself trying to put my boxcutter into my pocket (top of left hand).
  3. Cut myself on a dock door when reaching to pick up the padlock I dropped (top of right hand).
  4. Cat scratch (right forearm).