And I still have several to go.
  1. Suicide Squad
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    Incompetent by every conceivable measure.
  2. Mother's Day
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    Oof.
  3. The Angry Birds Movie
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    Plays the Limp Bizkit cover of "Behind Blue Eyes" in its entirety.
  4. The Boss
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    She falls and the people laugh.
  5. Inferno
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    Unbelievably dumb.
  6. The Girl on the Train
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    This movie made a lot of choices. You can't say it didn't. So that's sonething.
  7. Yoga Hosers
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    Kevin Smith sure does love his daughter.
  8. God's Not Dead 2
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    He is surely alive still.
  9. My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2
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    They had another wedding, cool!
  10. Office Christmas Party
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    It certainly delivers on the premise.
  11. How To Be Single
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    I guess "Don't date anyone" wasn't enough.
  12. Jack Reacher: Never Go Back
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    He went back.
  13. Fifty Shades of Black
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    You won't believe me, but there's a sequence in here that is more insightful about how race and gender roles play into BDSM than any serious movie I've seen.
  14. The Secret Life of Pets
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    They talk, as it turns out.
  15. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
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    Better than I expected.
  16. Passengers
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    Rape culture in space!
  17. X-Men: Apocalypse
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    Meh.
  18. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
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    Great performance here by Jar of Piss.
  19. The Jungle Book
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    Even less committed to being a musical than "La La Land."
  20. Deadpool
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    Whoa, this guy is RUDE.
  21. Sausage Party
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    Because they look like dicks, get it?
  22. Now You See Me 2
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    As dumb and watchable as the first!
  23. Sing
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    They certainly do sing.
  24. The Love Witch
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    Very pretty nonsense.
  25. The Purge: Election Year
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    Solid B-movie.
  26. The Brothers Grimsby
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    I laughed.
  27. Boo! A Madea Halloween
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    Tyga raps at a frat party in a small college in Georgia.
  28. The BFG
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    It's fine!
  29. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
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    🤷🏻‍♂️
  30. Money Monster
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    The perfect Sunday afternoon on HBO movie.
  31. Masterminds
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    These guys sure are goofy.
  32. Trolls
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    Bright. Very bright.
  33. Storks
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    Some great gags in this thing.
  34. Eddie the Eagle
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    Your mom will love it.
  35. Bad Moms
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    The moms were bad, but how was the movie? NOT bad!
  36. Loving
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    Liking. By me.
  37. Bridget Jones's Baby
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    Uh oh, how's she gonna get out of this one??
  38. War Dogs
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    Shocked how much I did not hate this.
  39. Sully
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    Hanks for flying with us!
  40. Deepwater Horizon
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    Malkovich's accent is something to behold.
  41. The Shallows
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    I enjoy a shark.
  42. The Monster
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    A+ practical effects, good minimalist horror.
  43. Florence Foster Jenkins
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    She can't sing, how about that.
  44. La La Land
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    Look, it's FINE.
  45. Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates
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    They find them.
  46. Barbershop: The Next Cut
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    Good!
  47. Southside With You
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    Before Presidency.
  48. Nerve
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    Like a dumb episode of "Black Mirror," in a good way!
  49. Central Intelligence
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    The Rock is great in this surprisingly fun movie.
  50. Hidden Figures
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    They found the figures.
  51. Kung Fu Panda 3
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    Unfairly dumped in theaters with little fanfare at the beginning of 2016. It's fun!
  52. The Edge of Seventeen
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    Emotionally true and very well-acted.
  53. Everybody Wants Some!!
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    Beefcake city.
  54. Zoolander 2
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    Mercilessly stupid. I liked it a lot.
  55. Midnight Special
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    Hey, this kid seems like a REAL weirdo.
  56. Nine Lives
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    Maybe the most fun I had at a movie last year.
  57. The Lobster
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    I'd be a dolphin or maybe a kitty cat.
  58. Finding Dory
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    They find her.
  59. The Conjuring 2
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    Keep on conjurin'.
  60. Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
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    Pretty darned good!
  61. The Founder
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    Michael Keaton + McDonalds...now THAT'S a combo!
  62. Swiss Army Man
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    Boners and farts, what's not to love!
  63. Ouija: Origin of Evil
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    Absurdly good, all things considered.
  64. Life, Animated
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    A very good documentary adaptation of a very good book.
  65. Star Trek Beyond
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    Beyond FUN! Very good, Patrick, you really nailed this one.
  66. Ghostbusters
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    Hell yeah.
  67. Keanu
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    I don't want to be controversial, but those Key and Peele guys are really funny!
  68. The Neon Demon
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    Beautiful, glorious garbage.
  69. Doctor Strange
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    Visually stunning.
  70. Toni Erdmann
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    I believe the children are our future.
  71. Arrival
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    Beautifully directed.
  72. Weiner
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    This asshole.
  73. The Meddler
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    Lots of primo shots of The Grove 👌
  74. The Witch
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    Why yes, I WOULD like to live deliciously.
  75. Band of Robbers
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    "Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn as bumbling adult criminals" is a weird hook, but it's a good weird hook. And the movie is kind of great.
  76. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
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    I'd missed this world.
  77. Kubo and the Two Strings
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    Gorgeous.
  78. Hail, Caesar!
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    The Coen Brothers take on the Golden Age of Hollywood? Would that it were so simple.
  79. Captain America: Civil War
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    I like it when they fight.
  80. Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising
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    Super funny and progressive as hell.
  81. Manchester by the Sea
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    Pretty great if you ignore how the lead actor is an awful person.
  82. The Nice Guys
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    This movie is, as they say, a "real hoot."
  83. Pete's Dragon
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    Much better than it has any right to be.
  84. Don't Breathe
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    Spooky stuff!
  85. A Monster Calls
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    I wept.
  86. Zootopia
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    Say, you guys think any of this is a metaphor for somethin'?
  87. Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
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    The opposite of the Mona Lisa.
  88. Don't Think Twice
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    Accurate.
  89. Hello, My Name Is Doris
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    SALLY. FIELD.
  90. American Honey
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    Beautiful.
  91. Green Room
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    Loved it, but I wish they hadn't been so violent toward those Nazis jkjkjkjkjkjk.
  92. Hell or High Water
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    One of the best surprises of last year.
  93. Moana
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    The best movie musical in years.
  94. 10 Cloverfield Lane
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    A damn near perfect genre piece.
  95. Hunt for the Wilderpeople
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    Just lovely.
  96. Moonlight
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    Gorgeous.
  97. Other People
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    A movie about me, if I were successful and gay and my mom was dying of cancer.
  98. Sing Street
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    Happy-sad and wonderful.
  99. 20th Century Women
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    Perfect. One of the best movies I've ever seen.