HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS
I have a history of confusing and esoteric Halloween costumes that only I enjoy. Here is what I am considering this year.
- •Dipper from "Gravity Falls"Grown ups know this show, right?
- •Jive TurkeyA Turkey who works for Jive Records and is constantly trying to sell people Britney Spears CDs.
- •Wearing a "Make America Great Again" cap, and when people ask me about my costume, I say, "What costume?"
- •"On Brand" Patrick FisackerlyJust me, but wearing a Taylor Swift cap and a "Girl Meets World" t-shirt and, I don't know, probably something Stephen Sondheim-related? Taking suggestions for this one.
- •Dress in all white and say I'm the painting from the play "Art."Fuck you, me.