1. I started smoking weed in college, my junior year. This was 2009.
  2. I had one class. It was cancelled. I wasn't scheduled for work. The day was completely free.
  3. I started smoking before noon, something I didn't do then and never do now. But this day was special.
  4. I found a torrent of the Comedy Central show "Dog Bites Man" and downloaded it. This show was impossible to watch legally at the time, so I feel morally fine about this.
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  5. I smoked weed all day and watched the entire series in one sitting. One of the funniest shows ever made.
  6. That night I invited over a friend, and we started the series over from the beginning.
  7. That's it. That's the whole day. And it was perfect.