PEOPLE WHO WOULD TOTALLY DATE ME
Under the right circumstances.
- •Emma StoneWe sigh and agree that the Woody Allen stuff is "problematic" and laugh about how Easy A was just a really good time.
- •Taylor SwiftYou're just so busy right now, I get it.
- •Tatiana MaslanyWe are always trying to Parent Trap each other with our respective clones, it's cute.
- •Diane LaneWe think the age gap just makes us stronger.
- •Natalie Wood circa "Sex and the Single Girl"We both have really good energies and she likes my progressive 2015 points of view.
- •That comedy gal I met at the Fourth of July partyYou're currently dating a writer of some note and it's just not a good time, but otherwise, we are perfect for each other.
- •Joey PotterWe've known each other a long time, but the Creek is so far away. Oh Joey, you know where you can always find me - On My Own.
- •[If you know anyone who would totally date me, please don't hesitate to suggest them. I'm on the market, guys.]