PET NAMES I'VE BEEN GIVEN BY MY GIRLFRIENDS

  1. Booch
    A combination of "boo" and "bitch," if memory serves.
  2. Baby Bacon Boo Bear
    She kept calling me one of these things, then quickly combined them into one catchall pet name.
  3. Mom
    My ex and I would call each other "Mom" because we thought it was creepy and funny. We also never had sex. I wonder if it's because we constantly called each other "Mom"?