SELLING POINTS FOR ME AS A DATING PARTNER

For Your Consideration
  1. Knows how to use food processor
  2. Has Tide pens hidden in various locations in case of emergencies
  3. Cool with sharing sweatpants
  4. Owns "Pitch Perfect" on Blu-ray
  5. Scented candle enthusiast
  6. Really into L.A. women's rec league basketball
  7. Only CD is my car is Taylor Swift's "1989"
  8. Has met Dick Van Dyke twice