STATS OF WOMEN I'VE SLEPT WITH

Inspired by @RachelPologe's list of her former partners
  1. Younger than me: 60-70%
  2. Caucasian: Roughly 80%
  3. Met online: About 70%
  4. Redheads: 15%
  5. Went to high school with me: 8%
  6. Picked up at a bar/party: 15%
  7. Slept together on the first date/day we met: 50%
  8. Slept with me a second time: 40%
  9. Was "famous": Only one
    By my standards, not necessarily by society's.
  10. Made me cum: 97%
  11. Made me fake an orgasm because the sex was so terrible: 3%
  12. Cried during sex: 5%
  13. Condom on: 95%
  14. Condom off: A wildly monogamous 5%
  15. People I actually dated: The aforementioned 5%
  16. On ListApp: 11%