THANK YOU, KOBE.

  1. Kobe Bryant.
  2. Athlete.
  3. Champion.
  4. Master of the Game.
  5. Rapist.
  6. Legend.
  7. Legendary Rapist.
  8. Superstar.
  9. Super Rapist.
  10. Goodbye, Kobe. Thanks for the years of entertainment. And for raping that 19-year-old hotel employee and using the media to shame her into silence.