THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN THE MOVIE "PIXELS"
I have not seen the movie "Pixels."
- •Adam Sandler tells his kid to stop playing those useless video games.Then his kid helps him save the day when those video games attack. If not a kid, substitute with friend or family member. Same character arc.
- •Mario comes out of a toilet.Because pipes.
- •Donkey Kong farts.Gross!
- •Sonic eyes a jewelry store, looks at the camera, and winks.So many rings!
- •Josh Gad shrieks.The kids love that Olaf! They love him!
- •Several jokes about video game characters having sex.Gotta earn that PG-13 somehow!
- •Kevin James (playing the President, that's true, look it up) makes a comment about how at least he's skinnier than Taft.Nah, this joke's too smart, but one can dream!
- •A beautiful woman falls in love with Adam Sandler.In life, there are few certainties. This is one of them.