ANIMALS MY FRIEND HAS DESCRIBED MEN AS

  1. 1.
    A Worm. In her own words: "He looks like a little worm."
  2. 2.
    Dinosaurs. "Why are all my best friends dating tall dinosaurs?!"
  3. 3.
    A Weasel. "He came into Macy's licking his lips like a weasel."
  4. 4.
    A Cat. "His mustache had whiskers like a kitty-cat."
  5. 5.
    A Tropical Bird of Paradise. "He just swooped into our conversation like a tropical bird of paradise!"