ANIMALS MY FRIEND HAS DESCRIBED MEN AS
- 1.A Worm. In her own words: "He looks like a little worm."
- 2.Dinosaurs. "Why are all my best friends dating tall dinosaurs?!"
- 3.A Weasel. "He came into Macy's licking his lips like a weasel."
- 4.A Cat. "His mustache had whiskers like a kitty-cat."
- 5.A Tropical Bird of Paradise. "He just swooped into our conversation like a tropical bird of paradise!"