ONE BATCH OF RICE FEEDS FIVE MEALS

  1. Cook up whole bag of rice and eat some for dinner
  2. Breakfast next day, fry it like hash browns, cheaper than potatoes
  3. Lunch, try to eat it with chopsticks. Bet you can't
  4. Snack, eat something different, you're not a saint
  5. Dinner, Hamburger Helper if you make it this far
  6. Force some down for a midnight snack so you can have cereal in the morning