FIVE REASONS TO ONLY HAVE ONE CHILD

written not dictated
  1. Too much mess and responsibility; pretty simple
  2. Private schools too costly in LA for two kids
  3. A small and intimate family is better than large and deconstructed
  4. No fighting with siblings, (the dictator of this list, ahem my girlfriend, is the oldest and still thinks she's an only child Princess)
  5. 1 kid you're in control, 2 you're divided, and 3 you're outnumbered