Life is interesting around here...
  1. "Don't you burn me. Don't you dare burn me!"
    Talking to his lunch...
  2. Rubber band wars
    If you hear "TARGET", that means you best be paying attention now!
  3. "You know what comes with professionalism? Pants!"
  4. "I'm going to the office just to get away from myself!"
  5. Question of the day: "Why does regular popcorn go bad in just a day or so, but kettle corn will last? What's the difference?"
  6. Fuel up or DIE