Adventures in Google Translate

I got my lunch menu for this month. Results were... Unexpected.
  1. My new band name.
  2. Well, maybe ketchup thinks YOU'RE lame, did you ever think of that?
  3. Meat of child? Who can say, really.
  4. Can't have juice that's too sure of itself.
  5. I'm pretty sure this is just fried chicken, but who KNOWS anymore?!
  6. ... No words.