It's so hot here that...

Background: "Here" is Japan, and "hot" is anywhere between 30 to 35 degrees Celsius. (Note that I'm from Scotland, where even in summer it's usually 15, so this is a big deal!!)
  1. I choose where to go based on whether or not they have air conditioning.
  2. My shower can only produce hot water if I press a button on the boiler. I've been here a week, and I still haven't pressed it!
  3. The absolute greatest gift anyone can give me is ice cold water.
  4. I've taken to freezing water bottles because ordinary tap water just isn't cold enough.
    They thaw out enough to start drinking in just a few minutes!
  5. The other day I was excited because it felt much cooler. It was still 26 degrees.