Inspired by @bjnovak
  1. I always leave church thinking, "well that was a bit dramatic."
  2. Avoiding school counselor in halls after emotional breakdown the same way one avoids someone they had a one night stand with
  3. Storms also make me think, "well that was a bit dramatic."
  4. Off-white teeth this year's hottest trend
  5. The pimple on my face gives the illusion of high cheekbones
  6. Name That Eulogy!