Inspired by @bjnovak
- •I always leave church thinking, "well that was a bit dramatic."
- •Avoiding school counselor in halls after emotional breakdown the same way one avoids someone they had a one night stand with
- •Storms also make me think, "well that was a bit dramatic."
- •Off-white teeth this year's hottest trend
- •The pimple on my face gives the illusion of high cheekbones
- •Name That Eulogy!