WHY AM I HERE?
- •Much like my compulsion to own every video game system regardless of whether I play them or not I MUST be on every social media platform.
- •To fill the gaping chasm in my soul with a new distraction.
- •To insure some millennial piece of shit doesn't nab FLYING COFFIN as their username.
- •Because I need another outlet to incessantly complain about how Amazon is ruining Seattle.
- •Making a list a day sounds like a good mental exercise..... Oh shit that wasn't negative or smarmy.... Uhhhhh.... Fuck you! Yeah! Shit sucks!
- •Because @bobbyhundreds sold me on it. Whatever they may or may not be paying you is worth it, you got me, the big fish they've been waiting for.