1. "When one door closes, another door opens."
  2. That would be the worst designed building ever.
  3. You'd be constantly running around your house closing doors.
  4. And then there's the window version.
  5. The AC/heating bills would be ridiculous.
  6. Plus your chances of being burglarized would skyrocket.
  7. Might as well put a sign outside saying "this is the house from that inspirational door saying."
  8. It's 6AM and I don't know how to finish this list.
  9. Nailed it. It being the door.