Signs I've Given Up on Love
But not in a depressing way.
- •I no longer save half of my bed for another human being to fill up the space. Only way I can fall asleep now is at a diagonal across the bed.
- •I get super excited when work is almost over so I can go home and play with my cat.
- •Have considered getting another cat for my cat's sake and not because I'm falling into the trap of the stereotypical crazy cat lady.
- •I've deleted all dating apps from my phone.
- •I spend my weekends siting next to my roommate watching him play video games or whatever.
- •Work is the only place I socialize with other humans. There's only four of them in the office so I'm getting pretty sick of them.
- •The closest I've come to flirting with a man was telling the pizza delivery guy that he came faster than I expected.